pitmamma
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Age : 89
Joined : 21 Jun 2007
Posts : 1223
Location : Off in the Woods
 |  Subject: Just some funnies....  Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:24 am | |
| I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Don't argue with an idiot;
people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the
Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. |
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